Fantastic Definitions

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School: 
A Place Where 
Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D 

Life Insurance: 
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-) 

Marriage: 
Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters ;-) 

Dictionary: 
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-) 

Smile: 
A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-) 

Doctor: 
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills. ;-)